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  1. Midlife Crisis

Lyrics

WOKE UP THIS MORNING FEELING KIND OF STRANGE
SOME OF YOU MEN MIGHT FEEL THE SAME
LOOKED IN THE MIRROR THE OTHER DAY
MY CHEST HAIR WAS TURNING GRAY
MY OLD FRIENDS ARE FAR TOO OLD
DON’T WANT TO HANG WITH THEM NO MORE
WENT TO THE DOCTOR SAY, “WHAT’S WRONG WITH ME?”
HE LOOKED IN MY EYES, “THERE’S ONE THING I SEE”

CHORUS:
YOU HAVING A MIDLIFE CRISIS (2X)
DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO CAUSE YOU AIN’T 22
YOU HAVING A MIDLIFE CRISIS

WALKED OUT THE OFFICE KIND OF SHOOK
STARTED LOOKING FOR MY ADDRESS BOOK
TO FIND MY OLD FLAME TO TALK TO ME
AND PRETEND IT’S 1983

CHORUS:
I’M HAVING A MIDLIFE CRISIS (2X)
I’M 50 ACTING LIKE I’M 22
I’M HAVING A MIDLIFE CRISIS

(KEYBOARD SOLO)

I BOUGHT A CAR I’M AFRAID TO DRIVE
IT’S TOO SMALL AND THE PRICE WAS HIGH
TRYING TO BE YOUNG AIN’T WORKING OUT
NOW I’M MISSING PAYMENTS ON MY HOUSE

CHORUS:
I’M HAVING A MIDLIFE CRISIS (2X)
I’M 50 TRYING TO BE 22
I’M HAVING A MIDLIFE CRISIS.

WENT TO A BAR WITH A YOUNGER GIRL
WHOLE DIFFERENT SCENE, NOT MY WORLD
MUSIC CAME ON, SHE JUMPED ON STAGE
THEN I REALIZED SHE’S MY DAUGHTER’S AGE

CHORUS:
I’M HAVING A MIDLIFE CRISIS (2X)
I’M 50 ACTING LIKE I’M 22
I’M HAVING A MIDLIFE CRISIS

(GUITAR SOLO)

I’M GOING HOME TO MY WIFE
OPENED THE DOOR, SHE LOOKED AT ME TWICE
SHE’S HOLDING HANDS WITH A YOUNGER DUDE
I GUESS MY WIFE HAS GOT IT TOO.

CHORUS:
SHE’S HAVING A MIDLIFE CRISIS (2X)
WE’RE 50 ACTING LIKE WE’RE 22
WE’RE HAVING A MIDLIFE CRISIS